I Suck at Poker

Poker is like sex. Everyone thinks they're great at it, but almost no one knows what they're doing.

-A wise old man

I suck at poker, you probably suck at poker. If you know someone that says they're good at poker they -without a doubt- suck horse cock at poker. Some people who claim they'd be winning players if it wasn't for all the donkeys, really? Ok, let me put you up against professionals, I'm sure you'll do much better.

Everyone sucks at poker, some less than others. The best players are the ones that suck the least. Every player, whether he wins or loses, has hands that he regrets. He looks back and says How the fuck did I make that play? What the hell was I thinking? Sometimes these plays work, you suck out on the river, or you bust out.

The players who win make the least amount of mistakes, or the ones who really fucked up and got lucky. It's the charm of the game, find out who sucks the least. Everyone is always trying to fix the leaks in their game, trying to outdo the competition. No player has ever claimed to have played every hand of a tournament perfectly, and if he did, he lost.

So yeah, I suck at poker.